MiddKid (ft. Jay-Z): Rap Song About Midd

UPDATE 2/21/10: The music video of this song is here.

(Follow Up to George’s Top Moments at Midd)

Ever wondered what Middlebury was all about? This song explains it all.

“Midd Kid (ft. Jay-Z)” by The Allen Jokers, off the album Swag and Bag

Streaming:  (download mp3)

Click “Read More” to view the lyrics…

1st Verse
Yo I roll up to the mill with my flannel on
and from the lawn I can see that the party’s on
I see chips and dips (they got cheese’s right?)
Hell yea, Vermont Chedder, it’s purple Jesus night
I see my boys in the back, DJ spinnin the track,
hes with some bitches talkin smack that the tavern was whack
It’s the mill yo, and that’s what I told ya
’cause here we all G’s throwin free granola
I’m checkin out the honeys and I spy me a winner
she got Carhart overalls, stained with dinner
I weave through the crowd man I wish I were drunker
but Pub Safe rolls in, so I hit up the bunker

(chorus)
I’m a Midd Kid, I swing my nalgene low
Go Green on the side, sippin H20
I’m a Midd Kid, I roll my jeans up high
with my Teva strap tight and my flannel so fly

2nd Verse
I’m a Midd Kid yo and I’m livin’ it up
but I got too much work so I’m “Lib”in it up
Don’t get me wrong man I do what I please
feelin’ great cause I am and I gotta succeed
Lookin at my macbook, scopin the scene
I’m catchin eyes from this cute little library queen
I’m gettin up yo, but I gotta be patient
just wait till I see her at the printing station,
When I work I wear my sunday best
tight ripped jeans and corduroy vest
napsack with some 3 by 5’s
I stack books the pound, work a day at a time
Cause I’m a Midd Kid, gonna ace the test
and there’s no time to rest, no time to stress
I best hit up McCullough when it’s over and done
grab a fresh Odwalla cause I’m on the run
I’m a Midd Kid

(chorus)

3rd Verse
I’m flyin on the pitch as I catch the snitch
and if you dont play Quidditch, then you’re a bitch
Yo I rock 22’s on my Nimbus 3000
and fresh new shoes when I’m hikin a mountain
Keepers by the hoops, fliers in step
got my shorts real high, show my Hufflepuff rep
I got you by a step misjudgin my pass
look me in the eye and I’ll bludgeon your ass
I score 300 points to your 76
spitting fresh game at the Quidditch chicks (heey)
so don’t cross me bitch, I’ll just chuckle as you struggle
cause I’m a Midd Kid, and you’re just a fucking muggle (censored)

Bridge
This one’s for the girls, and Midd Kids all over the world
swinging your nalgene low (h20)
Now look at that bro, check out his flow
shawty…

-Key change- (Lax Bro chorus)
Cause I’m a lax bro, eh yo I flow in my Polo,
with Natty from a Solo yo, no homo
I’m a lax bro, I shred threads on the reg
all the ho’s should beg, so bitch pump my keg
Cause’ I’m a lax bro

4th Verse
I’m a lax bro yo North Face Denali,
rockin Rainbow Sands, wearin Abercrombie
I got 38 visors, a Brine Lacrosse net,
matchin popped collars in my walk in closet
I give my girl gift cards from Tiffany
I got bitches on the horn like I’m runnin a symphony
Watchu know about a female (You’re sperry’s are retail)
I get in box like gmail…
RL, Brooks Dave Matthews tee’s
Mickey D’s double cheese man I’m smashin these
My polo shirt I untuck it, playin ruit I reign buckets
if I ain’t rippin twine I’m sailin to Nantucket

Cause he’s a lax bro and I’m a laxtitute,
and I dont really care if he’s about to boot
he’s got a Top Gun pinney and he’ll pass with that,
Oh my god look at his backwards hat

(Lax Bro Chorus)

Atwater Dining Hall.. Rest in peace

Music by Sam Robinson
Lyrics by Sam Robinson, Doug Robinson, Colin Meany
Additional singers include Phil Gordon, Andrew Plumley, Alyssa Limperis

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19 thoughts on “MiddKid (ft. Jay-Z): Rap Song About Midd

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  2. Now up on YouTube, I am sure it’s just a matter of time before it is linked with awesome video. After all, shortly following Thanksgiving break are days filled with the opportunity to procrastinate and direct all that anxiety and massive creativity towards entertain the masses.

    Seriously though.. this is a very catchy tune.

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  4. As a founding member of the Bobolinks (class of 1994), I wish I was at MIDD now!! This is great.

  5. the line “I’m inbox like gmail” is a direct rip of a line from a song by Chiddy Bang. Not sure if the Allen Jokers have heard it before, but if you google “i’m inbox like gmail” (with quotations), you’ll find an article that references the line.

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  8. Amazing song!!!!!!!!!!! It’s like actually my favorite song….no joke. Now I want to go to Middlebury when I’m older 🙂

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